🧙‍♂️ The Rum Mage Declares: Saturday Rummage Deals Are ON at Synergy!

July 10, 2025
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Hear ye! Hear ye! A swirling cloud of refurbished tech and cursed kitchen gadgets beckons you to Synergy Industrial Corporation, where—according to the all-seeing ale barrel—rummage deals abound every Saturday from 10am to 2pm!

And who brings you these glorious discounts, you ask?

Why, The Rum Mage, of course.
Part wizard, part warehouse warrior, and 100% fueled by spiced rum and closeout liquidation, he emerges every weekend to summon incredible deals on everything from laptops and controllers to patio furniture and power tools.

🏴‍☠️ What is Rummage Day?

Once a week, when the stars align (and the Rum Mage finishes his breakfast rum), the doors to Synergy’s warehouse open wide to the public.

🔮 Every Saturday | 10am – 2pm
📍 3540 N 126th St Unit M, Brookfield, WI

Inside, mere mortals shall find:

  • Refurbished laptops and Chromebooks

  • Game consoles and accessories

  • Monitors, SSDs, keyboards, cables

  • Housewares, patio gear, kitchen gadgets

  • Industrial supplies, tools, coolers & oddities

  • And whatever the Rum Mage unearthed from the depths that week

💬 A Word From the Rum Mage Himself:

“Aye, wanderer of deals and destroyer of high retail prices! Come ye forth to Synergy’s lair where tech is cheap, and treasures await those with keen eyes and heavy pockets. I’ve personally hexed every price tag to drop low… and every Xbox controller to stop drifting (most of the time).

Refurbished? Aye. Reborn through mystical inspection and USB resurrection. These machines were once lost, but now they serve new masters—YOU, if ye dare to claim them.

But heed this spell: I’m only conjuring these bargains from 10 bells to 2 on Saturdays—then I vanish in a fog of toner cartridges and dollar HDMI cables until next week.

Come for the hard drives. Stay for the cursed crockpots.“_

– The Rum Mage, Chief Deal Conjuror, Synergy Industrial Corporation

✨ Pro Tips for Visiting the Rum Mage’s Realm

  • Cash or card accepted

  • New items every week

  • First come, first hexed—err, served

  • Deals not always posted online—this is in-person treasure hunting!

Bring your crew, bring your curiosity, and don’t forget to ask the Rum Mage for a demo of his USB summoning spell.

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